This is a video that during my spare time, I created. Because I am just that cool, am I not?
Bellatrix: Yes, of course, master.
S. Todd: You are not merely cool, m'lord. You're downright cold. It's a truly beautiful achievement. *strokes invisible goatee* Also, if we are still in control of the ministry, I would like to file a formal complaint that a certain witch -Bellatrixcough- made it into the video and I was excluded. I'm very put out by this.
Bellatrix: *stares at S. in shock and anger*
Me: THAT is because she is my most faithful servant! She does not have your insolence, she waited for me in a prison and never gave up, she is more mad than you can ever hope to be, has achieved fantastic murders that make me glee and she has been here the longest.
Bellatrix: *stunned, tears of joy suddenly starting to run down her worn out visage as she runs to the Dark Lord and falls prostrate at his feet and begins her grateful obsessive licking routine, but he won't let her because HE IS THE DARK LORD and this sentence is getting too long to continue.*
Me: Her virtues are endless, I assure you, thee who are the most recently recruited scum of the earth - plus, your name is Sox. *shudders*
S(ox) Todd: -_- It was your idea in the first place...
Me: Yes, so that I could laugh at you and bring it up in moments like these to silence you.
Bellatrix: Setisfied now, Soxy, are you?
Me: Before you start killing each other let me get some popcorn - I mean, let them watch the movie, all right?
S(oxy) Todd: just remember I deserve to be in it!
Bellatrix: Oh, go stab a house elf's eye... SOXY.
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You know... if we changed those letters around... KHP... we could be the KGB!
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